I have taken on a new role: teacher.
Above is my friend Avery Marie. As you can see I am teaching her how to use her soothie.
Now, my Mom has been going around telling people that I removed the soothie from Avery's mouth and then put it in my own. She implies that I was stealing it.
To clear the record, I did remove the soothie from Avery's mouth. And, I did then put it in my mouth. But, it was all so that Avery could see how a seasoned professional uses the soothie.
I'm innocent!